Sooooooooooooooo....

If everyone is resident something, what does that make me? The illegal immigrant?

Ramon.

And yet another author. Ramon! Or ramen. Whichever you prefer.

Hell

Otherwise known as football camp, school, but most commonly to the people who have been there, New jersey.

We sing, we dance, we steal things

Hold your own
Know your name
And go your own way

Emancipation

It's a serious thing. And a lot of work.

Oxymoron

There's a racing version of the Nissan LEAF. If that's not irony I don't know what is.

Side effects

In the last 24 hours, I have slept, at most,20 minutes. The only problem is my left eyelid is tweaking out and it's really annoying...

Haiku

Through my instrument

Passed an electric current

I was betrayed twice

Haiku2

My dumb computer
Old and generally slow
But it's not a Mac!

Kaboom

What happens when two Washingtonians drive up to an intersection at the same time?








They crash.

Apology

Despite was Sierra previously said, Gingers are not "wrong" per se.

New Rule

Gingers aren't allowed to be vampires.

Two wrongs do NOT make a right.

True disappointment

Last week I found a chrysalis on the ground. I wondered what sort of butterfly would come out. I put it in a container and today, a moth came out. :(

Fire drill drill

During a fire alarm, following a fire alarm.
"Certain death lies that way! Go this way" - Lorenzen
Always pick the second choice.

Annoyance.

What's up with Facebook not loading? I mean c'mon Zuckerburg!

Anime Annoyance

Why do all anime shows spend half their time recapping what already happened?
Angerrrr >.<.

Haiku !

Swanson the demon

Displeases me quite a bit

I hate that woman

Haiku!

Love is but a lie
For pathetic girls and guys
You should all just die



Well that's how I feel at least (;

Haikus

I recently decided that we would have a weekly haiku competition every Sunday, so here goes

Poptart cat in space
Goes NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN
NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN

Stings...

Weed Whacker: a device that cuts grass into little pieces.
Then propels them rapidly at your body.

Mayo

I wondered who invented mayonnaise, so I looked it up on Wikipedia.
Not surprisingly it's French, but they stole it from the spaniards. Her name was Katerina.

Sadness

Today a senior died. 6 hours before he graduated. Life is so precious but so easily snuffed.
It made me realize I AM afraid of death.

Mr Bentz: "If you look up 'player' in the dictionary, next to it you will see a picture of Yonny Castillo."

"That song reeks of suburbia. There’s no north, south, right, or left, just crap in every direction."

-My dad, on the topic of the terrible song titled "Firework."

How to make tea that tastes good even to people who don't like tea

Make mint tea with a lot of sugar, maple syrup, and ice cream.

Walking sticks

It's impossible to take a person with a walking stick seriously unless they're old, lost, or both.
On a side note, hiking is just walking where it's okay to pee.

NYAN Cat

NYAN cat is the best!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK-oJJaMjoM&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Outrage

Why would EA Games ever switch to online downloads?!
That is one of the most outrageous things I've ever heard.

Canadians

"So there's Ellen, Marten-"-Me
"And sexy. Wait no."-Marten
Conclusion: Marten thinks his brother is named sexy.

Cat Haiku

I wrote this haiku when I was 7 years of age:

My cat is purring
Is she mad or is she not
I cannot tell which


If you think about it, it's pure genius. Who decided that purring meant a cat was happy?!

Moths

I applaud moths, but they don't enjoy it for very long...

Sierra

We have a new author, Sierra! Resident female.
Hopefully she'll post more than Marten our resident Canadian. -_-

Authors

Hey, if you're reading for some reason, and you want to be an author, comment and I'll look into it.

Bats!

"We can't stop here! This is bat country!"

Cats

Cats are really good at being terrible pets. You feed them and love them and clean up after them. And all they do is poop and hate you.

Airplanes

If the black box of an airplane is indestructible, why isn't the rest of the plane built out of that stuff?