Louvre-ly

That glass pyramid in front of The Louvre, which is no doubt the worlds fanciest art museum, has an Apple store in it. Apple is really bugging me right now.

Fireworks

If the government had the power to fine you for setting off fireworks, this would be called Oceania, not 'Merica. But seriously folks, haven't we always been at war with Eurasia?

Indecision

Is that red thing on digglet's face its nose or it's mouth? I want it to be it's mouth, but I think it's its nose...

Sooooooooooooooo....

If everyone is resident something, what does that make me? The illegal immigrant?

Ramon.

And yet another author. Ramon! Or ramen. Whichever you prefer.

Hell

Otherwise known as football camp, school, but most commonly to the people who have been there, New jersey.

We sing, we dance, we steal things

Hold your own
Know your name
And go your own way

Emancipation

It's a serious thing. And a lot of work.

Oxymoron

There's a racing version of the Nissan LEAF. If that's not irony I don't know what is.

Side effects

In the last 24 hours, I have slept, at most,20 minutes. The only problem is my left eyelid is tweaking out and it's really annoying...

Haiku

Through my instrument

Passed an electric current

I was betrayed twice

Haiku2

My dumb computer
Old and generally slow
But it's not a Mac!

Kaboom

What happens when two Washingtonians drive up to an intersection at the same time?








They crash.

Apology

Despite was Sierra previously said, Gingers are not "wrong" per se.

New Rule

Gingers aren't allowed to be vampires.

Two wrongs do NOT make a right.

True disappointment

Last week I found a chrysalis on the ground. I wondered what sort of butterfly would come out. I put it in a container and today, a moth came out. :(

Fire drill drill

During a fire alarm, following a fire alarm.
"Certain death lies that way! Go this way" - Lorenzen
Always pick the second choice.

Annoyance.

What's up with Facebook not loading? I mean c'mon Zuckerburg!

Anime Annoyance

Why do all anime shows spend half their time recapping what already happened?
Angerrrr >.<.

Haiku !

Swanson the demon

Displeases me quite a bit

I hate that woman

Haiku!

Love is but a lie
For pathetic girls and guys
You should all just die



Well that's how I feel at least (;

Haikus

I recently decided that we would have a weekly haiku competition every Sunday, so here goes

Poptart cat in space
Goes NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN
NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN

Stings...

Weed Whacker: a device that cuts grass into little pieces.
Then propels them rapidly at your body.

Mayo

I wondered who invented mayonnaise, so I looked it up on Wikipedia.
Not surprisingly it's French, but they stole it from the spaniards. Her name was Katerina.

Sadness

Today a senior died. 6 hours before he graduated. Life is so precious but so easily snuffed.
It made me realize I AM afraid of death.

Mr Bentz: "If you look up 'player' in the dictionary, next to it you will see a picture of Yonny Castillo."

"That song reeks of suburbia. There’s no north, south, right, or left, just crap in every direction."

-My dad, on the topic of the terrible song titled "Firework."

How to make tea that tastes good even to people who don't like tea

Make mint tea with a lot of sugar, maple syrup, and ice cream.

Walking sticks

It's impossible to take a person with a walking stick seriously unless they're old, lost, or both.
On a side note, hiking is just walking where it's okay to pee.

NYAN Cat

NYAN cat is the best!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK-oJJaMjoM&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Outrage

Why would EA Games ever switch to online downloads?!
That is one of the most outrageous things I've ever heard.

Canadians

"So there's Ellen, Marten-"-Me
"And sexy. Wait no."-Marten
Conclusion: Marten thinks his brother is named sexy.

Cat Haiku

I wrote this haiku when I was 7 years of age:

My cat is purring
Is she mad or is she not
I cannot tell which


If you think about it, it's pure genius. Who decided that purring meant a cat was happy?!

Moths

I applaud moths, but they don't enjoy it for very long...

Sierra

We have a new author, Sierra! Resident female.
Hopefully she'll post more than Marten our resident Canadian. -_-

Authors

Hey, if you're reading for some reason, and you want to be an author, comment and I'll look into it.

Bats!

"We can't stop here! This is bat country!"

Cats

Cats are really good at being terrible pets. You feed them and love them and clean up after them. And all they do is poop and hate you.

Airplanes

If the black box of an airplane is indestructible, why isn't the rest of the plane built out of that stuff?

Uh-oh...

Well today I made my music teacher veeeeerrrrryy mad.
|------------------------| this mad.
I may be killed tomorrow.

Science!

If you mix borax, water, and elmers glue, you can make rubber.
True story.

Authors

I thought we had two on this blog. It's okay Marten.
Anti-joke of the day: What do you call a black man that drives a plane?
A pilot.

Whaaaaaa?

I realize that a lot of my responses to everything is "what?". Maybe I need to be more verbal.

Memorial day

Memorial day: going to a cemetery to play music for old sad people.

High fives

Can frostbite victims do high fives? Or do they do a lower number?
High four!

Cats

Number of spots on my couch: 4
Number of spots when my cat is on the couch: 1
Cats are weird.

Afterthought

Blogging is HARD. I also can't explain why I have two page visits from Germany...

Readers

Unfortunately, we're out of those. Maybe we should advertise.

Intelligence

“Ten percent of nuthin’ is…let me do the math here…nuthin’ into nuthin’…carry the nuthin’…”

Wisdom

I have a swing set with one swing. Is it still a set?

Wisdom

If many hands make light work, and idle hands are the workshop of the devil, what happens if you have many idle hands?