Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Sooooooooooooooo....
If everyone is resident something, what does that make me? The illegal immigrant?
Ramon.
And yet another author. Ramon! Or ramen. Whichever you prefer.
Hell
Otherwise known as football camp, school, but most commonly to the people who have been there, New jersey.
Oxymoron
There's a racing version of the Nissan LEAF. If that's not irony I don't know what is.
Monday, June 27, 2011
Side effects
In the last 24 hours, I have slept, at most,20 minutes. The only problem is my left eyelid is tweaking out and it's really annoying...
Sunday, June 26, 2011
Haiku
Through my instrument
Passed an electric current
I was betrayed twice
Haiku2
My dumb computer
Old and generally slow
But it's not a Mac!
Old and generally slow
But it's not a Mac!
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
Kaboom
What happens when two Washingtonians drive up to an intersection at the same time?
They crash.
They crash.
Monday, June 20, 2011
Apology
Despite was Sierra previously said, Gingers are not "wrong" per se.
Sunday, June 19, 2011
Saturday, June 18, 2011
True disappointment
Last week I found a chrysalis on the ground. I wondered what sort of butterfly would come out. I put it in a container and today, a moth came out. :(
Thursday, June 16, 2011
Fire drill drill
During a fire alarm, following a fire alarm.
"Certain death lies that way! Go this way" - Lorenzen
Always pick the second choice.
"Certain death lies that way! Go this way" - Lorenzen
Always pick the second choice.
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
Annoyance.
What's up with Facebook not loading? I mean c'mon Zuckerburg!
Sunday, June 12, 2011
Anime Annoyance
Why do all anime shows spend half their time recapping what already happened?
Angerrrr >.<.
Angerrrr >.<.
Haiku !
Swanson the demon
Displeases me quite a bit
I hate that woman
Haiku!
Love is but a lie
For pathetic girls and guys
You should all just die
Well that's how I feel at least (;
For pathetic girls and guys
You should all just die
Well that's how I feel at least (;
Haikus
I recently decided that we would have a weekly haiku competition every Sunday, so here goes
Poptart cat in space
Goes NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN
NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN
Poptart cat in space
Goes NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN
NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN
Saturday, June 11, 2011
Stings...
Weed Whacker: a device that cuts grass into little pieces.
Then propels them rapidly at your body.
Then propels them rapidly at your body.
Mayo
I wondered who invented mayonnaise, so I looked it up on Wikipedia.
Not surprisingly it's French, but they stole it from the spaniards. Her name was Katerina.
Not surprisingly it's French, but they stole it from the spaniards. Her name was Katerina.
Friday, June 10, 2011
Sadness
Today a senior died. 6 hours before he graduated. Life is so precious but so easily snuffed.
It made me realize I AM afraid of death.
It made me realize I AM afraid of death.
Thursday, June 9, 2011
Mr Bentz: "If you look up 'player' in the dictionary, next to it you will see a picture of Yonny Castillo."
"That song reeks of suburbia. There’s no north, south, right, or left, just crap in every direction."
-My dad, on the topic of the terrible song titled "Firework."
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
Walking sticks
It's impossible to take a person with a walking stick seriously unless they're old, lost, or both.
On a side note, hiking is just walking where it's okay to pee.
On a side note, hiking is just walking where it's okay to pee.
NYAN Cat
NYAN cat is the best!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK-oJJaMjoM&feature=youtube_gdata_player
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK-oJJaMjoM&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
Outrage
Why would EA Games ever switch to online downloads?!
That is one of the most outrageous things I've ever heard.
That is one of the most outrageous things I've ever heard.
Canadians
"So there's Ellen, Marten-"-Me
"And sexy. Wait no."-Marten
Conclusion: Marten thinks his brother is named sexy.
"And sexy. Wait no."-Marten
Conclusion: Marten thinks his brother is named sexy.
Sunday, June 5, 2011
Cat Haiku
I wrote this haiku when I was 7 years of age:
My cat is purring
Is she mad or is she not
I cannot tell which
If you think about it, it's pure genius. Who decided that purring meant a cat was happy?!
My cat is purring
Is she mad or is she not
I cannot tell which
If you think about it, it's pure genius. Who decided that purring meant a cat was happy?!
Sierra
We have a new author, Sierra! Resident female.
Hopefully she'll post more than Marten our resident Canadian. -_-
Hopefully she'll post more than Marten our resident Canadian. -_-
Saturday, June 4, 2011
Authors
Hey, if you're reading for some reason, and you want to be an author, comment and I'll look into it.
Friday, June 3, 2011
Thursday, June 2, 2011
Cats
Cats are really good at being terrible pets. You feed them and love them and clean up after them. And all they do is poop and hate you.
Wednesday, June 1, 2011
Airplanes
If the black box of an airplane is indestructible, why isn't the rest of the plane built out of that stuff?
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