Cat Haiku

I wrote this haiku when I was 7 years of age:

My cat is purring
Is she mad or is she not
I cannot tell which


If you think about it, it's pure genius. Who decided that purring meant a cat was happy?!

Moths

I applaud moths, but they don't enjoy it for very long...

Sierra

We have a new author, Sierra! Resident female.
Hopefully she'll post more than Marten our resident Canadian. -_-

Authors

Hey, if you're reading for some reason, and you want to be an author, comment and I'll look into it.

Bats!

"We can't stop here! This is bat country!"

Cats

Cats are really good at being terrible pets. You feed them and love them and clean up after them. And all they do is poop and hate you.

Airplanes

If the black box of an airplane is indestructible, why isn't the rest of the plane built out of that stuff?